Prostitute Tranny Infested Sperm is so sowwy for calling Denise Richards "the n word" in a voicemail from 2005 that leaked briefly on the internet and was quickly pulled. Yeah, I was really hoping for the remix.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen

I just have two words for the picture above: OLAN MILLS! Actually, they wish they were as hot as an Olan Mills original. Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's wedding picture from OK! Magazine is all sorts of awkward. He looks like a used car salesman that was dragged out of the bar for a shotgun wedding to his born-again bride.

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I'm totally being generous by giving them 6 months, but by the looks of Brooke Mueller it could take her a few to figure out what's really going on. As expected, Charlie Sheen and his prostitute tranny infested sperm married real estate investor Brooke Mueller last night in Los Angeles. Real estate investor?

Charlie Sheen will marry Brooke Mueller tonight and.....they might be expecting a baby. Hell yes! Call girl robot aka Denise Richards better be putting on a hot leather catsuit, ready to pounce on that wedding and destroy all in her path.

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And it's getting better! This week, Denise Richards accused Charlie Sheen of doctoring an e-mail which claimed she wanted some of his sperm to make another baby. Charlie called her a liar, among other things. Yesterday, Charlie's friend called Denise a liar for saying she's only doing a reality show for money to support her kids. The friend claims the bitch is already getting a shit load of dough from Charlie.

Mother of the year (next to White Oprah), Denise Richards told Larry King that she only did a reality show, because she needed the cash to support her daughters. A friend close to Charlie Sheen told Page Six that Denise a liar.

Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: A spunky Denise Richards was on the Today show this AM whoring out her reality show slamming reports she tried to hit up ex Charlie Sheen for his seed -- saying the e-mail making the donor request is a fake.The e-mail, allegedly sent to Charlie's... Read more

Denise Richards is America's least favorite home-wrecker. Known for marginal acting ability and ruining former best friend Heather Locklear's life by stealing her husband, Denise insists Richie Sambora was a free man at the time.

Okay, I take back pretty much everything I said about yesterday's Denise Richards bikini pictures. I don't know what happened, because in the last set she looks like she's put on a few pounds, but these Denise Richards bikini...

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Paparazzi Photo, Celebrity Feuds, Denise Richards, Heath Ledger

Here's Denise Richards shooting scenes for her new "reality" show, and I guess they thought paddle surfing is a really realistic look at the reality of being a boring celebrity. Whatever. What's really disappointing about the whole thing is...

Denise Richards may be a bit crazy, and a terrible actress, and have only one eerie facial expression, but at least she still looks good in a bikini (after being Photoshopped). Still, on a slow news day, Denise Richards...

Filed under: Denise RichardsTMZ.com: Denise Richards thinks she's outsmarting us, but in reality -- get it -- she's not even smarter than a first grader. Denise walked the streets of Malibu yesterday, unwilling to talk about that whole Richie Sambora DUI thing or the Charlie Sheen news... Read more