jamie lynn spears
Are You Surprised By the Top Ten Most Valuable Celebrity Faces of 2008?
Forbes just released their annual list of the celebrity faces that sell the most magazine covers, and it's definitely a shake up from last year. Angelina took the top spot, followed by Jennifer Aniston, Heath Ledger, Jamie Lynn Spears, Nicole Richie, Jessica Simpson, Suri Cruise, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Heidi Montag, and Owen Wilson.
You Might Be A Redneck If.....
A source close to Jamie Lynn Spears told Page Six, "She only has Diet Coke in the house. How redneck is that?"
Lynne Spears: From One Problem Child to the Next
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears, Hot Mamas Looking tan and unrested, Lynne Spears arrived at LAX after spending time in Kentwood with her unwed teen mother of a daughter Jamie Lynn.The 53-year-old returned to L.A. to tend to her 26-year-old little bundle of conservatorship joy. At least her...
Meet Jamie Lynn's Baby Maddie Aldridge!
Here's the new Spears girl! As part of their ongoing deal, OK! Magazine has the first photos of Jamie Lynn and her baby daughter, Maddie Briann Aldridge. While it's still pretty surreal to see, Maddie is teeny tiny and so cute, and JL looks happy and serene holding her newborn. Here are some highlights from the interview:
17-Year-Old Memaw With Baby
What in frosted ass hell is going on here?! Is that Jamie Lynn Spears or one of the long-lost Mandrell sisters?! Shit, I know they probably wanted to make her look like a mature, responsible parent, but bitch looks like a gum-chewing, middle-aged Piggly Wiggly cashier named Candy. Even Ali Lohan is saying, "That bitch looks old."
Why Doesn't Anybody Give A Fuck?!
Jamie Lynn Spears popped out other Spears spawn yesterday and nobody seemed to care. Seriously, when Jamie Lynn got knocked up, it was major shit and everyone seemed to want to talk about it. But yesterday when she finally gave birth, nobody gave a fuckity fuck! I talked to people about it and they were like, "Yeah? So anyway, I pooped out a perfect banana shape this morning. That means I'm healthy, right?" I'm baffled! But I think I'm more baffled by banana shaped pooped.
Jamie Lynn: Beforebirth
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Baby WatchTMZ.com: Jamie Lynn just popped a baby out of her Britney, but little Maddie Briann may not be the only new addition to the fam.Before birthing her baby, Ms. Spears and her babydaddy test drove a shiny new pick-up truck at a dealership in McComb, Mississippi.... Read more
Kentwood Bound!
Brit Brit Spears is boarding the Cheeto plane bound for Kentwood, LA this afternoon! UsWeekly reports that Brit is going back home to help Jamie Lynn give birth and she could stay for at least a month. When asked for comment, SPF and JJ replied, "GOOD MITTENS!"
Papping Jamie Lynn Could Land You In Jail
A pap was arrested in Mississippi for stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge. Edwin Merino, the pap, was arrested while taking pictures of the couple at a gas station. They were buying their dinner for the night. I'm joking. I think. Edwin told the Associated Press that he was at least 200 feet away from them.
Brit Brit, Is That You?
It could be my hangover playing tricks on me, but it took a few blinks for me to realize this was Jamie Lynn and not Brit Brit. Damn. Homegirl is so tan, classy and ......miserable. She's the new MiserAlba! Although, it doesn't really work on her, because her name isn't Alba. Jamie Lynn Scowls. Naw, that doesn't work. Anyway, the girl needs to drop a good queef and wipe that frown off her face. It could be worse, she could be Brit Brit! Jamie Lynn should think about that.
What The Hell Are These People Wearing?!
No, this is not a picture from the Fugly Ass Dress Convention. It's Jamie Lynne's baby shower or what Britney probably calls it "baba showa." The chick that's second from the right is my favorite. She's working that 90s look of the spaghetti dress over the tank.
CSI LA: Britney May Have Strayed South
Jamie Lynn Looking to Adopt, Too?
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Baby WatchTMZ.com: She's about to pop out a baby, but Jamie Lynn Spears has also been spending time with some super cute pups.The last thing this girl needs is another wild bitch in the family.
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Jamie Lynn: Baby Rides in Style
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Sure, Jamie Lynn's a knocked-up, unwed 17-year-old living in Kentwood, LA ... but she's the only knocked-up, unwed 17-year-old living in Kentwood, LA who's also got her own Range Rover! It pays to be Britney's sista.
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Casey Aldridge Making Sure He Still Has A Penis
Photos: INFDaily.com
More photo of Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge in Louisiana are after the jump.
Jamie Lynn: Burger Bun in the Oven
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Britney SpearsTMZ.com: Jamie Lynn's life in LA is definitely a far cry from The Ivy and Mr. Chow in L.A.After shopping at the glitzy Connie's Jewelry & Gifts in Kentwood, the pregnant 17-year-old and her proud mom went to the exclusive Nyla's Burger Basket for lunch. Try... Read more
Lynne Spears Likes It Wet
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Britney SpearsTMZ.com: Mama Lynne wanted to help cool off photogs yesterday, after leaving the Gym with Brit Brit.Maybe she should have thrown that cold water on Jamie Lynn's boyfriend Casey ... like six months ago.
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Jamie Lynn: Baby with a Bump
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Which Wedding Are You Most Excited For?
Jay Z and Beyonce just tied the knot and there are many more celebrity couples who are currently engaged. Word is that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are making plans for a summer wedding!
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday!
I received the subliminal message you sent about desperately wanting to know what Jamie Lynn Spears did on her 17th Birfday. Well, here it is in all its normal Louisiana glory! She went to Wal-Mart and Ruby Tuesday's with that Casey Aldridge boy. Yup, that's it. No fanfare and no Brit Brit.
